Posted 23 minutes ago

matthulksmash:

petermorwood:

What was in those jellybeans I just ate…?

That owl! He looks like he just discovered he’s not like other owls.

(Source: luxor1390)

Posted 23 hours ago
Posted 1 day ago

crotchkat-vantag:

thecakebar:

French Toast Rollups Tutorial {click link for full tutorial}

Guys I tried this recipe and its great 

Posted 1 day ago

morelikebabedylan:

the thing is though everytime a girl compliments me on a dress/skirt with pockets and I declare THANKS IT HAS POCKETS her response completely changes from “oh that’s nice” to “FUCK ME BACKWARDS ARE YOU FOR REAL SHOW ME SHOW ME THE POCKETS”

(Source: catesstrophe)

Posted 2 days ago

theubergrump:

plumbones:

destiny919:

greenhoused:

which way does a cyclops wing their eyeliner

tumblr user greenhoused is asking the real questions

It doesn’t matter, because Nobody is going to criticize their makeup.

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(Source: greenhoused)

Posted 2 days ago

dildotho:

warsquirtle:

In Italian we don’t just say I love you, we say “mettersi a nudo, ottenere selvatici, sono incinta con il bambino” which means “you are the light of my world, the rainbow on an otherwise cloudy day” and I think that’s beautiful

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(Source: wartortles)

Posted 3 days ago
Posted 3 days ago

glowcloud:

"but how do you have sex" ummmmm do you REALLY think im going to willingly expose the secrets of ancient lesbian magic. it is from this coveted wisdom that we draw our strength

Posted 4 days ago
dimensional-daydream:

stephieroseisalilweird:

This is so satisfying

I’m happy it keeps showing up

dimensional-daydream:

stephieroseisalilweird:

This is so satisfying

I’m happy it keeps showing up

(Source: mathani)

Posted 4 days ago

whatthefauna:

I can only assume that what photographer Porsupah Ree captured here are binkying bunnies. A binky is a playful and happy expression made by a rabbit in which it jumps in the air and twists its body around in a convulsive fashion.

Porsupah Ree [500px | flickr | twitter]